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Hello ladies. Look at your man. Now back to me. Now back at your man. Now back to me. Sadly, he isn’t me. But if stopped playing some other game and switched to children’s card games he could be as epic as me. 

Look down. Back up. Where are you? You’re in Ancient Egypt, with the man your man could be like. Look down. What’s in your hand? Back at me. I have it! It’s a Millennium Puzzle, made out of solid gold. Look again, the puzzle is now a deep, nearly impenetrable bond between two souls!

Anything is possible when your man is a Pharaoh and not a regular person.

I’m on a horse.